I want to change the world... by taking Jaken out of it ~

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I want to change the world... by taking Jaken out of it ~_^

The Kill Jaken Shrine!

Irasshaimase! Welcome to the shrine! All who believe Jaken is annoying are welcome here.^_^ I hope you enjoy your stay at our humble place! There will be pictures of Jaken getting mutilated, stepped on, squished, drowned, etc, in here (plus maybe a few sounds)so if you don't wanna see that go back to digineko
also, thank Kerrie for putting up the MIDI. ^_^

Sesshoumaru kicking jaken into a pond. i need to find a picture of sessho drowning him ~_^

Jaken getting stepped on and squished by (Who else) Kagome

new to the shrine, these are ways for people to torture jaken!! Inspired by the wonderful people at Sengoku Jidai!!

(and some are for Sesshoumaru. so if you're a fangirl, first of all, why are you here anyway and if you don't like fluffy getting made fun of i suggest you leave)

now... ways to torture Jaken:

stomp/squish/mutilate him until he's a pile of mush

tell sesshoumaru that jaken lost something and then have fluffy sic Rin on Jaken

have Jaken say something insulting about Inu-Yasha/humans/half-breeds and then let Kagome after him

chain him to the ground and have demons swarm around him (i.e. Naraku's wasps, a couple ogres, etc.)

play pin the eyes on the toad thing

tell Sesshoumaru that Jaken called him 'fluffy froof froof'

borrow the tessen from Tasuki and set him on fire and laugh as the staff of two heads burns to the ground and Sesshoumaru tortures him

tell your biology teacher that you brought your own frog to dissect

tell sesshoumaru that the tetsusaiga has been put back into the black pearl and has been put inside of Jaken's eye

shove a flaming torch down his throat and hold it there until he blows up

put him in one of the talking trash cans and let the compactors crush him

pour salt on him and leave him out in the sun until he shrivels into something unrecognizable

have him say something bad about godzilla and then let Ben after him

pour catnip over him and set Kirara loose

make him hear Bea's cackle!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

force him to listen to Paula and Kayleigh trying to play the keyboard

make him watch every episode of Inu-Yasha and have him decide which lines involving sesshoumaru would be better if you replaced a couple of the words with "pants"

stuff rocks down his throat and throw him in a river

rip his head off and throw it around

make him listen to the dubbed version of the Yotoden movie. not watch, but listen

have him eat pop-rocks and then force him to drink some sort of pop

dye his skin with koolaid! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now, for Fluffy:

shave his head

dye his hair neon colors and braid it

stick bubblegum in his tail, cut it like a poodle's, and then coat it in peanut butter (telling him it'll get the gum out) then... release his fangirls.

make him dress up like the boy with no pants from Yotoden

replace Hibiki Amawa with him in "I My Me! Strawberry Eggs" and see what he does when the students call him "Sessho-chan" (or "the bra demon" XD)

give Shippou a case of Mountain Dew and then sit him in front of a TV showing only old anime episodes while sesshoumaru is duct-taped to a chair

when he's walking down a dark alley, bop him over the head and dress him up in a sailor fuku. then do his hair like Sailor Moon's and write "Sailor Sesshoumaru" in permanent ink on his cheeks

force him to dye his hair blue, put it in a ponytail, and say "Your swords of sorcery are no match for me!"

make him be possessed by happy, sunny, giddy people. Actually, that would just be amusing to watch. :p (this one is courtesy of the Death to Nakago Shrine!)